The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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