i think my mom watched the whole time
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
tell me about the fingering
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