Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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