I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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