Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My vagina is officially offended.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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