This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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