i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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