is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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