You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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