I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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