Me. At least after what I've been through.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Everything about him screamed your future.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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