Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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