And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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