I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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