I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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