Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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