What a fucking waste of an outfit
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The ass gains better be worth it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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