she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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