Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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