It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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