holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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