I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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