Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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