No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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