She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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