Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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