I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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