Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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