It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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