Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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