But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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