yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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