I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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