I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
smell my finger.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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