I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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