After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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