Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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