I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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