dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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