i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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