Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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