she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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