May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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