Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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