Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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