What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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