i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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