I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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