So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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