Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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